This graph represents the heat profile of the Peanutbutter Dragon Cookie IF you refuse to drink milk.
Between 0 and 2000 scoville units, a typical person is comfortable. Around 3000 you’re in jalapeno territory, and that’s where we separate the pretenders from the real players.
400,000 is Habanero territory and that’s where life can get difficult. And that’s when I recommend drinking milk to enjoy the soft landing. But if you want to go into crazy-ville—up into the 700,00s—that’s where your insurance provider is subject to cut you loose because you’re just hard-headed. And you’re
NOT Respecting the Cookie.
Respect it. Relax into it. Enjoy. The PBDC is your friend, your pleasure. Your tongue deserves it.